Last updated: December 10, 2025
Welcome to The Wipeout Weekly and the Wee Surf Shoppe. By using this website or purchasing any products through our shop, you agree to the following Terms & Conditions. Please read them carefully—nothing scary, just the usual “let’s all be on the same page” stuff.
The Wipeout Weekly (“we,” “us,” “our”) operates this website and the Wee Surf Shoppe, an online store offering physical merchandise and curated products through third-party affiliate partners.
By using this website, you agree not to:
Break any laws while here
Try to hack, disrupt, or misuse the website
Copy or redistribute our content, branding, photos, or designs without permission
Everything you see here is protected by copyright and intellectual property laws, even if we don’t sound very serious most of the time.
The Wee Surf Shoppe sells two types of items:
Physical merchandise (e.g., hats, stickers) fulfilled and shipped by us.
Affiliate products (e.g., Amazon-linked items) fulfilled and shipped by third parties.
Your purchase experience may differ depending on the type of item. Details below.
All prices are listed in USD unless stated otherwise.
We accept payments through Stripe and PayPal.
By placing an order, you confirm that:
All payment information is accurate
You are authorized to use the payment method
The order total is correct
We reserve the right to cancel an order if fraud or misuse is suspected.
We currently ship within the U.S., with free shipping on sticker packs and free shipping on orders over $69. Shipping rates are shown at checkout.
Items purchased via Amazon or another retailer are shipped and fulfilled by that retailer, not by us.
Shipping, tracking, returns, and timelines follow their policies—not ours.
If an item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us at hello@thewipeoutweekly.com within 14 days and we’ll make it right.
Due to the nature of small-batch merch, we generally do not accept returns for:
Stickers
Used or worn hats
Items damaged by normal wear and tear
Returns must be handled directly through the retailer you purchased from (e.g., Amazon).
We cannot issue refunds or handle customer service for affiliate orders.
Some products in our store contain affiliate links.
If you click a link and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. These commissions help support The Wipeout Weekly and keep our content running.
We only recommend products we genuinely believe are useful or delightful.
We do our best to provide accurate information—but typos, price changes, and stock updates happen.
We reserve the right to update or correct product info at any time.
Affiliate product details (availability, price, descriptions) come from the retailer and may change without notice.
By using this website or buying products, you agree that we are not liable for:
Shipping delays
Lost or stolen packages (after they are marked delivered)
Damages caused by incorrect address entry
Issues with affiliate items (quality, delivery, fulfillment, returns)
Any surfing injuries caused by products you bought—please surf responsibly 💙🏄
Basically, we’ll always try to help, but we can only control what we fulfill.
If you create an account on our website, you are responsible for keeping your login information secure.
We may suspend accounts at our discretion if misuse is detected.
We may update these Terms from time to time.
The most recent version will always be posted on this page.
Questions? Concerns? Weird ocean stories?
Email us anytime at hello@thewipeoutweekly.com.






